hadrian6:

Giuliano de Medici.          Michelangelo.    http://hadrian6.tumblr.com

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caravaggista:

painterlyone:

I’ve seen these for a ton of other situations, but never one for history of art, so I thought I’d start one myself. :) 

1. You go to art museums for fun. 

2. You’re the only person who’s skin crawls when you see a Thomas Kinkade painting. Your skin crawls even more when your friends say “his art is so amazing!”

3. When you mention Leonardo Da Vinci, your non-art history friends say, “oh, The Da Vinci Code?!” and you just sigh and walk away.

4. You look at nudes as a part of your degree, unlike your male housemates. 

5. You know the meaning of words like ‘chiarascuro’, ‘trompe de l’oeil, and ‘sfumato’. 

6. You know the difference between performance art and a crazy homeless person.

7. You’ve got an opinion on Damien Hirst and you are prepared at any moment to launch into a 20 minute debate about it.

8. You plan most of your holidays around what art museums the place has.

9. You don’t actually have that many artists for friends.

10. To make up for it, you have made up friendships with a ton of Dead, White, European Males. 

11. You’ve used the word ‘painterly’ to mean about ten thousand different things. 

12. You know you’re an old history of art student when you remember being taught with the aid of a slide machine.

13. Well if “that’s so easy, I could have done it” WHY DIDN’T YOU? 

14. Peggy Guggenheim, Alfred H Barr, Leo Castelli, and Charles Saatchi are personal heroes. 

15. You’ve become a pro at memorizing birth and death dates. And it’s starting to creep your non-art history friends out. 

Add some of your own!! :) 

minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places:

go squid

chase your dreams.

thank.

What fictional character(s) do I remind you of? 

thegirlinthecastle:

Looks:
Personality:

(via senatorlemonsnout)

Oh hey look at this brat seeking for attention here hey

itoxicpuppet:

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

• Terms and Useful Phrases
  • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
  • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
  • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
  • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
  • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
  • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
  • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
  • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
  • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
  • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
  • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
  • Beer   -   Giggle Water
  • Legs   -   Gams
  • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
  • Rich Person   -   an egg
  • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
  • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
  • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
  • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
  • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
  • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
  • Classy   -   Swanky
  • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
  • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
  • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

omg i know like all of these from history class

I say swanky u v u 

ren128:

van gogh plushie with detachable left ear

(Source: modestmagpie)

It’s really beautyful to know that I have to study History of Art from 1600 to 1900 for the 25th.

Oh well, mostly people who stay around me too much. It’s ok to hang out, talk, etcetc but when they start to always follow me everywhere or text whenever I get online it gets really annoying. Sorry, I’m a huge loner. Have a dancing Bruce instead.